Karma?

So I know...you guys are waiting for the stinky sock story...and that one will be out soon...today I am feeling rather low.  I need someone to blame, so I am going to blame Karma.  What is karma exactly?  If you are a bad person bad things will happen to you?  Is that Karma?....you tell a lie and it comes back to bite big time?  Is that Karma?  I have managed to avoid Karma as much as possible in my life and thought I was doing well until now.  I look back on my past relationships and realize...I have never had my heart broken...what? how can that be?  29 years with not a single heartbreak?  I can just smell Karma waiting around the corner to jump out and pounce on my parade...yup....it did...but it didn't pounce...it snuck up behind me...beat me over the head...made me cry until I vomited, and then made sure my heart was left battered and broken.  I think it was there waiting...whispering in my ear the whole time...saying..."I am going to get you" like Freddy Kruger Karma!  and the kicker is that Karma wasn't done with me yet..oh no!  Karma ruined my vacation!  That's right...I missed my Florida trip this year...Roxie arrived home from Florida the day Karma struck.  I have been counting down to Vegas since about 80 sleeps...singing it out...posting as my status....updating my "msn" type thing at work...telling everyone...and now I probably won't be going at all.  Yikes...what was I thinking buying a non refundable and non transferable plane ticket?  Oh right..I remember now..."I am in love"...."I am in love"....what is that whispering?  oh...must just be the wind.  BAH!  I would like to tell Karma where to shove it!  SHOVE IT!  There....although that doesn't make me feel any better right now.  I am still in my jammies...I have not eaten...showered...or brushed my teeth today...if I hide under the covers Karma may leave me alone.  Damage is done....what could be left?